| A complicated story that I've been writing ;D Full of death, blood, violence, betrayal, some suspense, and a bit of romance. A few gay moments too, for you yaoi fans (and myself)~ ( Summary on pre-chapter. ) |
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Who wantsta dis Santa?She hummed as she walked past another McDonalds, its golden arches conspicuous against the dark sky and dimmed lights. There were few lights, since most respectable people were at home, shooing their kids to go to sleep and stop waiting for Santa. She wasn't native to America, and the whole case with Santa Claus was a bit recondite to her. Really, how possible was it that a fat man––that always dressed in eccentric red and white––managed to get on a magical flying sled guided by reindeer and make it to each home in America over a 12 hour period? Even if he was the most assiduous man in the world, aside from the flying sledWho wantsta dis Santa?
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| _____Who am I, you ask? Well, I'm a girl, first off. Almost 15 (Nov 16th); just started high school. I'm an immigrant; I lived in Ukraine and Russia 'till I was like... seven or something. Then I moved to Missouri 'cause I had no idea how boring it was back then... _____Why 'The Knysh'? Because that's what my 8th grade history teacher -- who was one of the best teachers ever -- called me instead of Veronica. _____Anyway, I enjoy drawing and other crap like that. Love SpongeBob and all the rest of those Nick cartoons. Hmm... As I mentioned, I draw manga-like stuff; not much use in anything else. I guess I'm decent with photography and photoshop... _____I also write, but my friends say I probably shouldn't 'cause I have quite disturbing thoughts that usually make their way into my writing... Perhaps its from watching my dad play shooting games when I was, say, five. _____Soo... I'm here to share my f-ed up writing with the internet world, and my pics too, if you care. _____I'm also a big fan of Vampire Knight (and WANTED too), Hetalia (gotta love that Russia and Italy and HRE)& Studio Ghibli movies. Recently my Japanese friend introduced me to a book called 'The Hunger Games' by Suzanne Collins. Read all 300 pages within a day (didn't get any of my homework done...) and loved it. Biiiig fan. _____I also love sushi (which my family discovered when we moved to America) and the traditional Russian food like borscht. Fan of salmon and lemons. _____And Poptarts (especially Smores). I HATE small children. Especially my 5-year old sis and 1-year old bro. And I CANNOT stand math. I don't care if it'll help me in life. I HATE IT. _____Buuut, I also like Egypt, dragons, and peacocks. _____Now time to get creepy... _____Pyromaniac, burn baby burn. If you ask me 'Uh... Is Russia in Europe?' I will fucking stab you in the eye (C'mon guys; it's about 3x the size of Europe...) Anyone who criticizes me on owning 3 scorpions will be ignored and shuuuned. I like dead things; like freshly decapitated rabbits and rotting birds in the basement (thank you Red and Nighty, my two loyal cats). _____My dream is to get a pet rat. I will name him Steeve and he will be mine (Actually writing a story about Steeve; more info later. Gonna be called 'The Adventures of a Homosexual Rat ;D) Oh yes, did I mention I like gay men? I like straight men too, but still a fan of yaoi~ _____Hitler supporter. Hail Hitler! (Learning German too~) _____Also enjoy eating raw lemons. Straight off the tree :F Sugar doesn't grow on trees people. _____And I happen to be madly in love with my 3rd removed uncle, Andrey. He's 5 years older then me, and we've been friends our whole lives. His mother FAILED by telling both of us that we were related only two months back, instead of ten years back how she should have, since we would practically make-out every time we would see each other... My god, she was really late telling us... Hey, at least I'm trying to ignore how sexy he is now, mm'k? _____And mainly, please don't ever ask me what I'm thinking. You don't wanna know. TRUST ME. |
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- Current Residence: Missouri (Misesy) USA, but was born in Ukraine (which is NOT part of Russia; look it up)
- Interests: Being an asshole ;D
- Favourite movie: The Lost Room, Austin Powers, aaand Ghibli Studios movies
- Favourite band or musician: P!ATD, Fall Out Boy, The Operation M.D., Pink
- Favourite genre of music: Um... Alternative and punk?
- Favourite artist: Matsuri Hino and Leonardo da Vinci
- Favourite poet or writer: Suzanne Collins, M.S. Dyachenko and Robert Frost, John Steinbeck
- Favourite photographer: This one lady that my mom's making a web site for :D
- Favourite style of art: Manga... (I'm lame, sorry...)
- MP3 player of choice: An iPod touch that you touch everywhere... -cough-
- Shell of choice: Gary's shell.
- Skin of choice: Uh... human skin..?
- Favourite game: Something violent...
- Favourite cartoon character: Patrick Star!
- Personal Quote: I've been called a 'monstrosity' and an 'abomination'. I just
- Tools of the Trade: wish I knew what that meant...
- Email: lol.chair@yahoo.com
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